was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
finding well written fanfiction for your OTP
finding out it’s multichapter AND completed
finding out there’s smut in every chapter and it still maintains plot
"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"
in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful
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ʷʰʸ jeans with fake pockets ʷʰʸ
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*