vinegod:

When you can’t find your car in the parking lot… by Jerry Purpdrank

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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clrama:

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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